This will be my only post until Sunday night, maybe even Monday…this is a first for me, but I’m taking the weekend OFF. I’m going to unplug, unwind, and spend forty eight hours not meeting any deadlines, answering any emails, or giving a rats backside about my social media.
Don’t miss me too much.
Before I leave, here are a few things for you to chew on over the weekend.
I know I said I don’t pay attention to the Kardashian’s but honestly they’re everywhere this week; making me go “hmmm” all over the place. Like why is Kim hanging out with the juvenile delinquent that is the “cash me outside how bout dat” kid?? Excuse me? What’s going on there? I suspect it isn’t good, my gut is saying she’s going to produce a reality show or something completely ludicrous for that kid.
And why would people really believe she’s dumb enough to post a video with blow in the background? Come on people, she is her mother’s daughter, even if she did do drugs, which I don’t think she does, she wouldn’t be stupid enough to get it caught on camera. That would be a Rob thing. Speaking of Rob…
Wow. I don’t back Rob releasing all the nudes, and violating Chyna’s privacy rights the way he did…but gurl is in some trouble now. As in breach of NDA that she signed with that family sort of trouble. Yup. Took her business, which is Kardashian business out on the talk show road, all to the tune of a $10,000,000.00 breach clause. Guess we know why she’s back on the stripping circuit. If you want to see her, even though she doesn’t want you to see her naked, she hired a fancy lawyer to keep everybody from seeing her naked (insert eye roll here) she’s performing on July 17th at AOD in Hollywood. Not sure who is going to get that little girl, but it truly shouldn’t be either one of her parents from what I can tell. What a mess.
Speaking of kids. OKAY Beyonce. You had twins. You are not the only woman on the entire planet to have had babies. Can we please, please, please stop already with the excessive celebration of something that is literally done hundreds of thousands of times a year. Please. Do something not half the worlds population can do, make more of your kick ass music.
Oh wow #45. Wow. Wow. Wow. Telling the first lady of France that she’s in great shape, that she’s beautiful at your first meeting. Or ever actually?! Nice. Move. Not creepy at all. Like nobody thinks it backs up all the claims of you being a perverted fucking sex offending weirdo. I’ve never in all my years seen another world leader speak to another leader’s wife in that way. EMBARRASSING. Her body language afterward is everything to me. The way she put Melania as a block between her and him for the remainder of their day together. Damn. I’m sure he’s too thick to even pick up her not so subtle body language clues. Honestly. Wow. I can’t even.
Which brings me to the thing that makes me go “hmmm” the hardest. Michelle Obama. Why not her. Why can’t be the next leader of the United States of America. She’s perfect. She’s everything the world needs, not just America. Wouldn’t that be something???
See you a couple of days friends…enjoy your weekend.
xoxo love SB