Is bigger always better? Or more breast, more problems?

I had a follower write to me the other day wondering out loud what I think about women who are already naturally very well endowed going under the knife to make their breasts even larger.

I actually find this fascinating. I feel this way about this topic because I’ve been dealing with breasts since I was nine. Most of my adult life, I’ve sat around a D, sometimes larger depending on pregnancy, and my weight. I have my entire life pined for small breasts, a lovely full B would be nice. So nice. I could stomp around in flimsy summer dresses. Go bra-less all the damn time. I’ve desired these breasts so much that I’ve gone under the knife twice to have mine reduced. They stay “small-ish” for about a year, and then BAM it seems like I go to sleep with the size I paid for, and then suddenly without warning I wake up to having D’s all over again.

I call them my stubborn German Milking Maid breasts. They have ideas of their own. Plans that aren’t aligned with mine. They want to be large and in charge!

So, to answer my followers question about whether or not I understand the desire for humongous breasts. I absolutely do not. Like not even a little bit. Your bras dig into your shoulders, leaving large indents over time, your neck and back hurt from carrying all the extra weight around. From where I sit, in my opinion, large breasts are actually a pain. Literally so.

Never mind buying clothes to fit you when you opt for this really large upper body and average sized lower body. You literally have to buy two totally different sizes, tops are like a 8-10 and bottoms are 4. All dresses must be altered around the hips and in the width of the shoulders as well as the length of the sleeves to accommodate the large breasts. It’s not the worse thing that can happen, but it’s also not ideal. I mean think about having to alter every item of clothing just so you can do up the buttons? This is an expense above and beyond the actual cost of the surgery that many women I don’t think give any thought to. Every item of clothing for the rest of your life will require extensive alterations to make the clothes fit you, I’m also here to tell you it is not often you get a tailor who is proficient, at a reasonable cost, to get the items as they were off the rack. Especially the designer pieces.

I don’t judge women who want those massive, enter the room before they do breasts, I’m just saying as a woman who has battled large breasts her entire life, I don’t understand it. We all know what most males think about breasts…the larger the better they seem to prefer; “oh just think of all the things I can do with them, and to them.” But those men aren’t lugging the breasts around 24/7, are they? So if I had a girlfriend who wanted to get ginormous breast for a man, or thought it would help her get a man, I’d slap her silly, until she snapped out of it.

I’m not even going to touch on how difficult it is for scans and mammograms to see around them. Well at least for a woman like me who along with having boobs that like to be more on the large side they’re also what you call “ropy” or “fibrous” making spotting cancer that much more complicated. So personally, I’ll probably spend the rest of my life battling with mine to be smaller, while others, as Wendy, my reader, pointed out seem intent on making theirs as large as they humanly can. And to that my friends, I say “to each their own.” But keep this in mind, if you’re reading this and contemplating getting larger than life breasts inserted into your body, make sure you’re doing it for yourself. Breasts aren’t going to make you happier, or get you that job you’re after, or the man you desire. Only you have control over these things my blessed average sized busted babes, remember that!